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Get a sense of humour, willya?
Getting a little tired of the shenanigans
hugotendazillustrations: Nurse and Mr. Johnson - PinUp Cartoon Another adult joke/play with words… I’m getting to love this corny stuff, it’s much more fun than sarcasm. I must be getting old :) Made in Manga Studio. http://hugotendaz.deviantart.com
What’s your favorite “rose”? :)Quick one from this morning. I’m getting obsessed with burlesque pinups :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto
Jessica Rabbit in “I’ll get me coat” joke, my favorite type of joke :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Mei Overwatch - Wishing For 69 - Cartoony PinUp Sketch Can someone help Mei and take her to some place where she can get that COOL number? :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
D.Va Overwatch - Getting Off - Cartoon PinUp CommissionHow would you get off in her situation? :)Commission for https://twitter.com/Hail_Hydra_IRL who asked for bikini D.Va then we expanded on that idea and she ended up on this small island.Newgrounds
Poison Ivy - Scout Master’s Badge - Cartoony PinUp Sketch A word of advice from uncle Hugo - Even if you have the biggest tent, it must be clean and tidy to get the badge :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Catwoman - February Meow - Cartoony PinUp Sketch Catwoman’s telephone bill for February will be off the charts because of all b… I’ll get my coat. Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
I get jokes.
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
I really want his shirt! So funny! If you don’t get it then there is not hope for you. Haha #hilarious #lol #starwars #joke #theforce #masstimesacceleration #amazing #tshirt #humour #cute
Red - Glass Smash - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission In Bottoms Up every day more then one glASS get SMASHED! :D It’s a commission for Server-Red who asked for his OC Red, who’s a waitress in a bar simply called - Bottoms Up :)If you
The Road to MegucaradoMadoka watching Homura get nekkid. >:3 Probably the best inking I’ve ever done… wasted on a joke drawing…! But at least it’s Madoka and Homura <3
caffeccino: The Road to Megucarado Madoka watching Homura get nekkid. >:3 Probably the best inking I’ve ever done… wasted on a joke drawing…! But at least it’s Madoka and Homura <3
fueledbyanimation: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking. iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
my friend was complaining after school about how she didn’t get any posts in any school societies and how all of them went to people who already had posts in other societies. She was saying all this while her hand was on a lamp post so I told her
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
lizardsister: literally the most BASIC holocaust/sociology class will teach you that jokes targeted at a specific group of people are one of the base steps of oppression and eventual genocide because it dehumanizes a group and once a group is seen less
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
femputations: ami-angelwings: nonexistentially: *SHOTS FIRED* A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one. get rekt
witchgenocide: batman72182: witchgenocide: Things you can do instead of making Ebola jokes: - brush your teeth - splash boiling water on your face - grow up or you could grow up and see that its fucking funny. i hate sens sensitive people. next your
laughingstation: loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves
harrysfringe: i have no idea how to get off the internet But I do know how to get off ON the Internet. HEY-OH!
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
At the FOB concert last night Patrick said “It’s getting hot in here… or maybe that’s just all of you.” Afterwards, he groaned and said, “I’m the guy that makes dad jokes and I’m not even a dad.”
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
Who’s up for bad Bio jokes straight in the morning? No one? Well, you’ll get to hear it anyways:Why didn’t Wolfchev become an alchemist?- Because he failed his Bio Ethics test.I thought this up in the shower. Why the fuck I even think
buzzfeed: Everything would’ve been fine if Walter White had just hung out and told some really bad chemistry jokes.
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
I hope people are aware that that post about the peanut butter cookie cats is a joke. Because a lot of the people reblogging it don’t seem aware of it and I know folks never bother to actually click sources (which in this case is a gif of Amethyst as
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork y’know, as soon as Pearl made that Lion joke in “Logdate 7 15 2″ I immediately remembered this old comic
My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
artemispanthar:Everyone made fun of me for wearing socks with sandals but guess who was the only one who didn’t get blisters on their feet This post is CANCELLED because I did get blisters! The socks have betrayed me! I’m fed up with this
Inktober2017 - 02 - My Vampire Wife - ChampagneYou know, Isabella’s getting real good with cyphers, she can be a banker and a programmer too :) #batumtss Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 10 - Pocket Rocket Being a scientist is hard. Constant checks and test. I bet she wants to test this rocket, several times, to get a first-hand experience :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Reindeer Girl - Santa’s Little Helpers - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Get in DAT Holiday spirit! :D Here’s one similar from the last year - Battle for the Candy Cane.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Mei Overwatch - Wishing For 69 - Cartoony PinUp + Society6 PRINT Can someone help Mei and take her where she can get what she wants? :)Get your PRINT HERE - and fight the heat :P———-Commission info———–Patreon
Cartoon MILFs - Scrub One Off - Cartoon PinUp A dad(s) joke :)Get this in print HERE.Or the version without text, if you just want to enjoy the view. Or if you have a favorite, chose among Wilma Flintstone, Dexter’s Mom and Jane Jetson.And if enjoy
Vampirella - Big Bat Problems - Cartoon PinUpGot Blood? :P——————Commissions are back. You can check the info HERE.If you want to support me and my art, but in some other way, you can get a print on Society6 or tip me
Edi Mass Effect - Cover My 6 - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Would you be 9 to her 6? :P——————Commissions are closed now. If you want to support me and my art, you can get a print on Society6 or tip me on Patreon or Ko-fi.
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
punkest: twitchycolt: punkest: and i will need the names off ALL SOPA supporters please Because killing innocent people who don’t agree with your views is certainly the right way to get things done, jesus christ tumblr I can’t take you anymore.
okay but no aoba socks aren’t even piss yellow and 1, if your piss is that yellow pls get some fucking fluid in you, and 2, they’re like. banana.
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
death-limes: naamahdarling: adventurotica: I am laughing unreasonably hard at this. I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it. this is so perfect jesus christ am i even real
colossalbeltloop: This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who cares we’re
shy-undercoverfreak 😂😂😂😂 I hope you get a joke
the-unpopular-opinions: MAKING SEXIST, RAPE, ABLEIST, ETC JOKES DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON I don’t understand why SJWs get so up in arms over if someone makes a /single/ offensive joke. It’s called Dark Humour. Like, someone everyone think’s
hatsunemikun: i cant fucking tell if this is serious or a joke but its terrifying regardless
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)
My tires are getting wintered today, I hope they don’t freeze the poor things too bad
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
pussy does the eel-waiting-to-see-if-you-get-the-joke thing. Ahhhh? Ahhh? wokka wokka
I thought I got a text from a friend, but I forgot I signed up for text alerts from the place I get my eyebrows threaded and they were just alerting me that I’m due to get my brows cleaned the fuck up :/
